Before I became a Nakuru girl I was a Nairobi damsel, and the few years of adulting I have done in the city under the sun I have been able to learn a few things about the dating scene and social habits of its inhabitants.

If you are a social butterfly then I am sure you have heard of Nairobi being described as one big bedroom, I could go into the details of why this is so but that is a story for another day.

But ever since I moved, I have been curious about the social lifestyle of the people in this beautiful city of Nakuru.

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From what I have observed during my short stay, I think the two cities have more in common and very little difference.

Now before you come for my head, I promise I can explain.

If you know me, you know that I live for the nightlife. And one thing about nightlife is the comfort that the cover of night seems to provide, allowing you to explore your naughty side.

And from what I have seen, the people of Nakuru certainly know how to get naughty; but unlike in Nairobi, usherati here is done in a hush-hush manner.

For example, in the big city under the sun, young girls proudly flaunt and post their big-bellied sponsors, but here in Nakuru, you would easily be dragged to the nearest church for deliverance prayers.

So how do sponsors and their young girlfriends meet here in Nakuru?

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For the younger generation of married men, 'fooling around' tends to take place in busy, hype-filled nightclubs where they know there is no chance of their wives showing up.

While their babyghurls (mostly campus girls) are bathed in suffocating perfumes, bad make-up and overpriced alcohol.

The older generation, the Wababaz, tend to take their clande's to hideouts, popularly known as hidden gems in Nakuru or Naivasha.

I have always wondered what excuse a mubaba gives his wife to get away with being away from home for a whole weekend.

And if you think married people are sneaky, you have not seen the cunning ways in which young people in very 'committed' relationships fool around.

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But that's a story for another day.

For now, is it safe to say that Nakuru, like Nairobi, is one big bedroom? I'll let you be the judge of that.

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